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As the sun begins to set on another glorious Passover, let us all reflect. People often say, “so what…you can’t eat bread NBD” So instead of the often used list of foods we can’t eat on Passover, I think the point would be made better with a COMPLETE list of what we can eat (and then you can understand how I plan to celebrate tonight:
Matzah
Fruit
Vegetables excluding corn and peas. (yes that means excluding any food with corn syrup or corn starch)
Cheese
Potatoes (fries, all natural potato chips)
Meat (but alas I am a vegetarian)
Soup (as long as it doesn’t have any of the banned items)
Eggs
That’s it. So now you’re saying, what about fake meat? Sorry, soybeans are not kosher either. And let’s travel back to the no corn syrup/corn starch thing. Do you know how many items in life have that? So huzzah! I have survived my week of matzah, cheese, and eggs.

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I feel like this line right here from Rory is one of the most underrated lines in the whole of the Ponds Era. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen this moment on my dashboard before which I can’t quite understand because for me, it’s one of my favourite moments in Rory and Amy’s relationship. It may not be as big a gesture as waiting outside a box for 2000 years or jumping off a building together, but this line just means so much.

Rory is told that he will spend the rest of his life in a hotel room, never being able to see the outside world again, and what is his first and only question? “Will Amy be there?” Because as awful as the situation sounds, he’d be willing to do it if he could have Amy by his side. And that for me is why his moment is so important. I truly believe that if The Doctor had said Amy would be with him, he wouldn’t have even attempted to run or put up a fight. Instead he’d happily spend the rest of his life alone with Amy, never seeing anyone or anything but her. Because that ladies and gentlemen, is just how much Rory Williams loves his wife.

OUAT recap The Jolly Roger (sorry it’s late)

  • Why is Hook being a pirate on land? What year is this?! WHY CAN’T THEY TELL US WHEN SHIT IS HAPPENING?!
  • They bought him a woman? Woah there
  • CAPTAIN HOOK AND ARIEL?! Drink every time I saw fuck this show
  • Did that saw 9 months later I was busy typing
  • "I have magic too" oh yeah I forgot that was a thing
  • Finally someone said that the Charmings were not fun! Boringsvilleeee
  • Yeah what did happen to the Jolly Roger. How come nothing makes sense. How come they made a cheap frozen yogurt joke.
  • They said Smee used to be a rat three times and I finally remembered that he was gus and I cried
  • I love how now Henry only cares about his phone and video games. Is this what happens when you don’t believe in fairy tales?
  • She is totally making Hook be Henry’s father and I wouldn’t be mad but I’m still not over Neal dying
  • Ugh get out of here Ariel
  • A girl that turns into a fish? You’re a fish who turns into a girl get it right bitch
  • I don’t even know what’s going on why is Prince Eric on The Jolly Roger
  • BILGE RATS! Idk why I got excited
  • Um woah the code is more like guidelines
  • Why doesn’t Henry ask why he is a pirate like WHY DOESN’T HE CAREEEEEE
  • I know they probably said but I wasn’t paying attention, why can Hook remember everything but not anyone else? Did he take that potion or something?
  • Is Emma really trying to pretend that hook doesn’t like her
  • "We’re not making Tappas, we’re making magic." WHAT IS THIS SHOW EVEN
  • Eric is dead?
  • Why is Black Beard even a thing right now. Boring.
  • "I have legs and fell in love with a human. I don’t think anyone saw that coming." But we did. We all did.
  • UGH fucking Belle
  • The thing is, who uses a telescope indoors? Hook…
  • Why does Eric have something with Ursula on it?
  • Dude Regina, just kill her for reals
  • Regina is a true educator “look at all this potential, you do not apply yourself!”
  • I love that Hook is in love with his ship. And that’s not sarcasm, I actually do love it.
  • Why is Black Beard a Johnny Depp impersonator?
  • And why does he look more like Hook is supposed to than the actual Hook?
  • Whoops looks like Eric is dead
  • Don’t hug Hook, he does not want your hugs
  • Omg what?! Actually..yes. Kill Henry, kill Henry!
  • WHY WOULD YOU TRUST HENRY WITH A CAR?!
  • THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
  • Wait the cloak went in the water….If Eric turns out to be a merman I will actually cry so much that I will drown into my own tears.
  • Bitch just slapped Hook….
  • SHE SLAPPED HIM AGAINNNNNNN
  • Oh shit wait. OH SHIT WAIT. NO. This wasn’t Ariel?!
  • WTF IS EVEN HAPPENING. I mean if I had the choice between magic or Hook I would pick Hook every single time
  • Dude she played Hook . She played him good.
  • God bless Hook, when the witch said Henry his face was like oH HELL NO I mean he loves that kid and he’s fucking annoying. Unless he just loves him for Emma, that would make more sense.
  • Once again noting the selfish manner in which the writers killed Neal because they all ship Swan and Hook. I mean I just ship Hook with whoever he loves. He could love a cat and I would probably ship it.
  • "That fish" oh Regina…
  • "YOU LET HIM WHAT?!" Aww Regina she’s so concerned
  • Aww look, a really fucked up family dinner
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